Ordinary office worker Lin Mo has been wantonly exploited by his team leader Zhang Biao for days, having his performance bonus fully deducted and being humiliated publicly. Unable to bear it any longer, he kicks over the arrogant Zhang Biao during the morning meeting. Thinking he will lose his job, he unexpectedly activates the Dark Gold System, which enables him to predict business opportunities and integrate resources. With the system's support and his decisive, ruthless methods, Lin Mo rises from a grassroots employee to a dark gold overlord controlling the business district, taking revenge on all his workplace enemies and exposing the capital conspiracy behind the commercial circle.
After dying suddenly from overworking overtime, office worker Lin Mo woke up reborn as a tiny, unnoticed sardine in the deep Pacific. He just wanted to lie low and avoid predators like orcas and sharks to live out his fish life peacefully, but accidentally activated a devour-and-evolve system. From grazing on plankton to devouring the remains of deep-sea behemoths, his size and combat power skyrocketed exponentially. When the top predators that once hunted him bowed to him, the former corporate slave finally rose to become the overlord of the entire ocean in the deep blue sea.
In her past life, Su Wan exhausted all her powers to save her husband Lin Shen in the apocalypse, only to catch him cheating with her best friend. She died a tragic death at the hands of zombies. When she is reborn one hour before the apocalypse breaks out, a divorce agreement from Lin Shen lies on the table—turns out he had long despised her “worthlessness” and wanted to leave her for a rich heiress (her best friend). This time, Su Wan signs it without hesitation, activates her space power to stock up on supplies, and even wins over Gu Yan, a cold military king with thunder powers. When Lin Shen and his mistress come to steal supplies, she smiles and reveals her warehouse full of weapons: “Let’s settle the debts from my past life today.”
Five years ago, Lin Zhan, the underground king “War Overlord”, took the fall for his brother Zhou Hao and went to prison, entrusting his assets to Zhou. Today, upon release, what greets him is Zhou’s betrayal—his assets seized, and his beloved Su Wan blackmailed into marrying a rival family over an old “life-saving favor”. Just as Zhou thinks he can crush him, Lin Zhan takes out an encrypted phone and dials a number that shakes Jiangcheng’s underworld and elite... The former top overlord, invincible from the moment he steps out, is here to take back everything and make traitors pay in blood.
Lin Wan, the 'Iron Lady' of the business circle, climbed to the presidency of a listed company with absolute calmness. However, on the night her father absconded with funds and the company was maliciously shorted, she was tricked into taking an aphrodisiac by rivals and lost control—huddled in the hotel corridor with her knees drawn to her chest, her tough exterior shattered into tears streaming down her face. At this moment, Shen Mo, the 'wandering man' she saved in a rainy night five years ago, appeared. Now he is 'Master Jiu', the unchallenged leader of a hermit family. Looking at the out-of-control her, the deep affection he had suppressed for five years burst forth in his black eyes. He forcefully pulled her into his arms and said in a low, unrefusable voice: 'Lin Wan, you’ll never push me away again.' It turns out he has been her 'secret guardian' for five years, and her collapse this time is his long-planned opportunity—to make this woman, who is used to shouldering everything alone, learn to rely on him. But when Lin Wan sobers up, she faces not only the company’s crisis but also this 'forceful debt collector' who suddenly intrudes into her life, and the heartbeat she deliberately forgot five years ago…
Lin Chuan was thrown into an orphanage at three by the Lin family due to the rumor that he "killed his mother". Twenty years later, he returns as the "Night Owl Lord"—ruler of a global underground empire. Ostensibly here for his half-sister's wedding, he's actually determined to uncover the truth about his mother's death. But when he sees the nanny who once held him dying from illness with no money for treatment (driven by the Lin family), his first love Su Xiao losing her scholarship for rejecting the Lin heir's advances, and discovers the "mother-killing" rumor was a lie made by his second uncle to seize the family fortune, Lin Chuan's fist under his suit tightens: What you owe me, what you owe my mother—Lin family, it's time to pay back!
Su Wan, a newly qualified international lawyer, learns of her father's 'accidental fall' death on the day she returns to China. Going through his belongings, she discovers he was investigating an illegal fund case involving the top consortium 'Yanshen Group'—and the group's CEO, Gu Yanshen, is the 'Little Uncle' who saved her ten years ago but then vanished without a trace. To uncover the truth, Su Wan actively approaches Gu Yanshen, only to find in their entanglement: Gu Yanshen is not just a cold and noble business emperor on the surface, but actually controls half of the urban underworld. Moreover, her father's death is related to the 'Dark Alliance' organization that Gu Yanshen is fighting against. When the blade of revenge approaches the truth, Su Wan realizes she has long been involved in a game of 'power and human heart'—is the 'murderer' she's looking for actually the one who wants to protect her the most?
Bankrupt white-collar worker Lin Xiaoman flees to her Gobi hometown in the Northwest, only to be mocked by the village Party secretary as a "loser who failed in the city". To prove herself, she uses her last savings to contract the desert, planting Haloxylon ammodendron with cistanche, and even persuades vet Chen Mo—who once called her a "delicate greenhouse flower"—to join her in ecological farming. Just as things improve, a competitor threatens to "flatten her sand nest", and a sandstorm almost destroys all seedlings. When everyone waits for her failure, Lin Xiaoman's "wilderness fortune guide" hidden in her notebook is quietly turning the Gobi into a goldmine. She's not just after money—she wants to tear up the "loser" label and become the new master of the Northwest Gobi.
Chen Mo, once the "Lone Wolf" of North City's underground, hides in Spring City running a garage to escape enemies. But saving Su Wan, a woman being chased, drags him into a war between two forces. Su Wan is the sister of his former archenemy—she approached him for revenge, but falls for his loyalty. When Chen Mo learns her motive, he's torn between old hatred and new feelings. Meanwhile, Spring City's undercurrent holds the real secret of why he left North City. A battle of revenge and redemption begins...
Chen Mo, a former gang leader, was betrayed by a traitor in his past life, watching his brothers die and himself meet a violent end. Reborn ten years earlier, he’s now a debt-ridden nobody—his brothers are either mistreated at construction sites or bullied by thugs. Using his past-life memories, Chen first reclaims unpaid wages for his brother Li Si, then buys a soon-to-be-demolished factory cheaply to earn his first pot of gold. But old enemies lurk nearby, and his brother Wang Wu doubts his “prescience.” Hiding his rebirth secret while leading his brothers to overthrow old foes, can this reborn overlord go further than before?
In the shadowy underbelly of the city, Lin Feng, a dual master of medicine and martial arts, reigns as a feared underworld boss—cold and ruthless on the surface, yet pathologically devoted to doting on his naive wife, Su Xiaorou. Oblivious to his double life, Xiaorou lives a peaceful existence until his vengeful enemy resurfaces, kidnapping her as leverage. Facing danger, Lin must covertly wield his healing skills to save lives and unleash his martial prowess to fend off attackers, all while concealing his secret. Xiaorou uncovers the truth amid peril, transforming from fear to resilience as the couple navigates explosive action and emotional revelations. Will Lin protect his love without shattering their world? Suspense and passion ignite in this romantic thrill ride.
Amidst the flickering neon lights of a modern city, the 'Overlord', who once ruled the underworld, vanished mysteriously three years ago in a deadly assassination plot, leaving unsolved mysteries. Now, he returns in silence, only to find the metropolis controlled by the rising 'Night Alliance', with old allies turned traitors and new enemies closing in. To make matters worse, his first love has become a pawn of the opposition, trapped in a lethal setup. Disguised as an ordinary man, the overlord infiltrates the enemy camp to unravel layers of intrigue, while love and betrayal clash on a knife's edge. Is his return about revenge or redemption? A shocking twist reveals the mastermind behind it all, igniting a city-wide storm. (Approx. 170 words)
Lin Feng, a useless son-in-law in a wealthy family, endures daily scorn. On the surface, he seems weak, but secretly, he is a 'Invincible Overlord' controlling the shadow business world. When the family faces ruin, and his wife Lin Yue is forced into an arranged marriage with the villain, Lin Feng reveals his true power. With swift tactics, he crushes enemies, sparking a stunning reversal that not only saves the family but also ignites a storm of love and conflict with his wife. Who is the real mastermind? The truth unfolds in a thrilling climax.
In the shadows of a bustling metropolis, Lu Xiao, a feared underworld kingpin known as the 'Shadow Overlord', rules with an iron fist while secretly yearning to find his long-lost sister. When rival gangs set a trap using the new police officer Jiang Xue as bait, Lu is torn between his vengeance-driven ambition and an unexpected love. As secrets unravel, he confronts a shocking betrayal from a former ally. In a climactic showdown, his destiny hangs in the balance, revealing whether he is a hero or a villain.
In a wasteland ravaged by insectoids, miner Lin Zhan awakens a dormant primordial power. Just as he plans to lay low, he’s shockingly summoned to the imperial palace by the ruthless Empress Luo Li. While the court dismisses him as her latest whimsical indulgence, Lin realizes her piercing gaze holds earth-shattering secrets—she’s uncovered the dual identity he’s desperate to hide. Trapped between deadly political machinations and an encroaching apocalypse, the precarious game between the lowly survivor and the supreme ruler spirals into chaos as a new insectoid horde descends.
After an AI system threatens mass layoffs, office worker Lu Zi'ang discovers a reality-altering program called "Code Overlord". Desperate to save his secretly admired manager, he triggers the code at midnight—only to plunge the city into chaos: ATMs spew cash, elevators rocket skyward. The mastermind? The sarcastic intern who always steals his pudding. With a twenty-million-bonus dangling as bait and the system framing him as the culprit, Lu must undo the digital havoc before the 48-hour countdown ends... or become the permanent fall guy.
In the mystical nine realms, young hero Lin Chen vows to avenge his father by challenging overlord Chu Yang, but falls in love with his daughter. As the power struggle intensifies, Lin uncovers Chu Yang's bloody conspiracy, sparking a clash between love and duty. He must choose: sacrifice romance to save the people, or succumb to personal desires and descend into darkness. With allies betraying him, a shocking twist reveals—who is the true mastermind? Under 200 words, suspense and twists intertwine.
Known as 'Blood Blade' in the mercenary realm, he endures daily humiliation as the useless son-in-law of the Su family. But when loan sharks storm their mansion during a financial crisis, he casually pulls out a bullet-riddled black card: 'Bankrupt? I was just slumming it.' As shadows of his past resurface, the torn marriage certificate unveils a conspiracy threatening to engulf the entire city in bloodshed, forcing him to reclaim the throne he abandoned for love.
Xiao Jin, the ruthless master of the underworld's deadliest assassin guild 'Shadow Gate', has ruled with an iron fist for a decade. None suspect he's the last surviving heir of a massacred royal dynasty. When his enemy's daughter infiltrates the guild disguised as his decoy bride, blades clash at their bloodstained wedding. As lies unravel and lethal schemes ignite, the faceless king discovers an agonizing truth – beneath vengeance and power, his frozen heart begins to thaw for the woman sworn to destroy him. A single tear may shatter an empire built on shadows.
Struggling courier Zhou Ye discovers an ethereal boy, dreaming of wealth through livestreaming the mysterious child. But his 'cash cow' demolishes apartments barehanded, outsmarts kidnappers, and hacks banks, with eerie blue eyes glowing nightly. When armed agents siege their slum, Zhou learns the terrifying truth: this is no human child, but a galaxy-level superweapon—and Zhou himself holds the lethal key to controlling the cosmic catastrophe, branded as both its savior and ultimate prey.
Transmigrated into a three-year-old exile, she appears helpless but secretly wields supreme mystical powers. In the lethal Valley of Villains, where assassins and drug lords reign, they tremble at her cries. Pacifier in mouth, she commands outlaws with a wooden sword—until her true identity surfaces. Kicking down the top assassin, she chirps: 'Heard you snack on kids?' When the terrified villains kneel, their new Overlord grins around her milk bottle: 'Now... who's the monster here?'
In the bustling city of the 1960s, fiery beauty Su Wan dreams of becoming a top fashion designer but clashes with Qin Feng, a sarcastic and domineering tycoon. Drawn to her charm, he pursues her with overbearing affection, sparking fiery conflicts through his sharp tongue. Amidst hilarious exchanges, a forbidden love blossoms, only to face a test when Su Wan gets entangled in his family's dark conspiracy. A comedic romantic drama filled with suspenseful twists.
Workplace novice Lin Xiaoxiao accidentally offends the overbearing CEO Li Yu, facing termination. She courageously fights back, exposing Li Yu's family business on the brink of collapse. As tensions escalate, they fall into a trap together, sparking unexpected feelings amid conflict. The twist reveals: Lin Xiaoxiao is the secret daughter of Li Yu's creditor. How will their office feud resolve and ignite a reverse romance? A micro-drama packed with tension and suspense.
Long Aotian, the young master of the annihilated Long family, returns to the capital as a formidable Dragon Overlord after years of cultivation abroad. Disguised as a playboy, he infiltrates high society to uncover the truth behind his family's massacre. His path crosses with Su Wan'er, the daughter of his enemy, sparking a dangerous romance amidst vengeance. When four elite families unite against him, the Dragon Overlord reveals his true power, turning the capital into a battlefield of blood and retribution.
A discarded young man returns with ancient powers after a decade, dominating the city with unstoppable force. But as he crushes his enemies, he uncovers shocking truths about his past. Torn between vengeance and an unexpected love, his ultimate challenge isn't strength - but choosing what truly makes one supreme.
A decade ago, he was the abandoned son of a powerful family. Now, he returns as the formidable Supreme Overlord, commanding awe across the land. When he discovers his former fiancée is being forced to marry his sworn enemy's heir, a storm of power, vengeance, and redemption erupts. In this ruthless world, he must prove through blood and steel: who is the true king!
Qin Mo, the disgraced heir abandoned by his family a decade ago, returns with the power of an ancient dragon soul. As the formidable Dragon Overlord, he confronts the wealthy clans that once crushed him: 'You saw me as an ant back then? Today you're not even worthy to kneel!' When his CEO fiancée faces mortal danger and the hidden martial world emerges, watch how he rewrites the rules of the urban jungle with dragonfire vengeance.
Millennial office worker Li Xiaobai inherits a rural nursing home, only to discover its elderly residents are retired legends - a chef ex-spy, hacker gardener, and poker champion. When developers threaten their home, these seniors reveal shocking skills that turn the unassuming director into the most powerful figure in town.
When the Nine Heavens collapse, a disgraced crown prince awakens his ancient bloodline after being exiled to the mortal realm. As he returns for vengeance, he discovers his beloved is the mastermind behind his downfall. With the war between gods and demons looming, he must choose between the throne and true love.
Once revered as the God of War, Qin Wushuang was framed and stripped of his titles. After five years in exile, he returns when the kingdom faces invasion. Battling former allies turned traitors, hostile nations, and shadowy conspirators controlling the court, his ruthless tactics turn the tide. But when he uncovers a royal coup hidden behind the war, the line between defending his country and personal vengeance begins to blur...
When the Heavenly Ranking suddenly reveals the most powerful warriors across the land, unassuming teahouse waiter Li Chang'an shockingly tops the list! As imperial princesses seek marriage and sect masters beg to be disciples, all he wants is to brew the perfect pot of tea—until uncovering the world-shattering conspiracy behind the ranking.
Legends say whoever possesses the Overlord's Spear shall rule the world. When down-and-out escort Chu Yun accidentally obtains this ancient artifact, he becomes the target of ruthless factions. To protect his childhood sweetheart, physician Su Wan, Chu must outwit a shadowy organization. As the spear's true power awakens, he discovers it holds a secret that could topple dynasties. Amidst bloodshed, Chu faces an impossible choice between love and destiny.
In a world where strength reigns supreme, young Chu Feng embarks on a path of vengeance after his clan's annihilation. Upon obtaining an ancient artifact, he discovers a shocking truth—he is the reincarnation of the legendary 'Supreme Overlord of Heaven' who fell millennia ago. As his powers awaken, he must evade relentless pursuits while torn between love and destiny. When the celestial tribulation descends, who shall truly command the laws of heaven?
A down-and-out young man accidentally obtains a mysterious system, embarking on a journey to defy fate. From a street punk to a business tycoon, from a martial arts loser to a peerless master - he controls trillion-dollar wealth with one hand while crushing powerful enemies with the other. When his childhood sweetheart becomes a pawn in a marriage alliance, and when multinational conglomerates unfold century-old schemes, watch how an ordinary man ascends to godhood and becomes the Supreme Overlord of his era!
Financial prodigy Lin Mo falls from grace due to a conspiracy, ending up homeless. Three years later, he returns with mysterious powers, determined to reclaim his lost empire. Facing ridicule from old enemies, he orchestrates a ruthless counterattack. When business tycoon Su Qing gets entangled in his revenge plot, their relationship evolves from mutual exploitation to romance. But a darker truth emerges—the original betrayal connects to an international crime syndicate.
In the concrete jungle, migrant worker Wang Dachui obtains a magical hardhat that grants him extraordinary abilities. Rising from laborer to contractor, he gets caught between developers and workers' interests. When his childhood sweetheart, now a safety inspector, discovers his secret, how will this 'superpowered' glorification of labor end?
In a modern metropolis where spiritual energy resurges, college loser Chu Yang accidentally inherits ancient forbidden arts, becoming the feared 'Forbidden Overlord'. Thrust into supernatural power struggles, he discovers each forbidden technique carries a dire price. Torn between his sweetheart classmate's devotion and a shadowy organization's lethal pursuit, Chu Yang must choose between ultimate power and humanity. When the final forbidden art unlocks, will it bring him the throne... or an eternal curse?
Finance prodigy Qin Mo gains a mysterious system granting superpowers for completing tasks. When he reaches the pinnacle of wealth, he discovers a dark conspiracy behind the system. Torn between his longtime crush—an investigative journalist digging for truth—and lethal threats from the system's creator, Qin Mo has 72 hours to choose: remain the omnipotent 'Metropolis Overlord' or destroy the system to regain his ordinary life.
Modern finance elite Qin Yang accidentally time-travels to an ancient era of warlords. Using cutting-edge business strategies and modern technology, he rises from obscurity to become a commerce overlord. But when he manipulates grain prices with futures concepts and controls minds with psychology, he gets entangled in an imperial succession war. Torn between power and love, he must choose: to become a ruthless supreme ruler or abandon his empire for the woman he met upon arrival?
The once-feared Demon Sect Overlord reincarnates as a talentless youth, his world-ending powers sealed within. When his childhood sweetheart is forced into a political marriage and rival sects besiege his mountain stronghold, he must choose between maintaining his meek facade and unleashing his true might. Armed with roasted chestnuts in one hand and soul-burning hellfire in the other—this time, he'll reclaim his throne in the most unpredictable way.
Office worker Su Xiaonuan impulsively marries tech CEO Lu Ting, unaware he's a hidden powerhouse with multiple legendary identities. As his masks fall off—cyber overlord, financial tycoon, martial arts champion—their contractual marriage sparks real passion. But when shadows from a past fire resurface, their whirlwind romance faces deadly threats from elite conspiracies.
An ordinary person accidentally travels back in time to ancient China and, using modern knowledge and wit, rises to become the world's greatest overlord.
A skilled warrior wields the legendary Invincible Overlord Spear, stirring up storms in the martial world. Facing formidable enemies and conspiracies, he must prove his strength and righteousness.
A successful middle-aged entrepreneur unexpectedly time-travels back to the 1980s, finding himself newly married to his deaf-mute wife. Having divorced her in his previous life due to her disability, he's now determined to make amends. In an era of scarcity, facing prejudiced relatives and his wife's low self-esteem, he employs modern tactics to spoil her rotten. But beneath her silent exterior lies a shocking secret that could change everything...
Yue Zhao, the goddess guarding the moonlight, violated heavenly laws by falling in love with mortal general Gu Heng. Before her soul dissipated, she cast a spell to make him “stop loving the moon” in his next life to keep him safe. A thousand years later, Yue Zhao's residual soul inhabits a jade moon pendant in a museum, reuniting with Lu Shi—Gu Heng's reincarnation as an archaeologist—who indeed avoids the moon at all costs, even getting frequent headaches while restoring the pendant. When Lu Shi unlocks his past life memories during a lunar eclipse at an ancient temple—the image of Yue Zhao taking a sword for him, her last words “don't suffer for me again”—he realizes the “stop loving the moon” was never a curse, but a protection she gave with her life. As the eclipse nears and Yue Zhao's spirit fades, Lu Shi grabs her hand: “I didn't protect you in the past life. This time, even against the spell, I'll love the moon—and you more”…
After being dumped by her materialistic boyfriend, ordinary girl Lin Xiaoman unexpectedly gains a mysterious system. Three years later, she rises as a business tycoon. When her ex begs for reconciliation, she swirls her wine glass and asks: 'Now who's out of whose league?' A gripping urban romance about dignity and revenge, showcasing how the heroine uses her success to silence all who once looked down on her.
Modern workaholic Lin Xiaoman dies from overwork and wakes up as the "lazy, pretty fat wife" despised by her in-laws in a 1985 village—her predecessor was deliberately fattened by her mother-in-law to make her a "burden," and her husband Chen Mo, a retired soldier, acts cold only because he fears his "wife-cursed fate" will harm her. Armed with modern business sense, Lin Xiaoman stages her comeback: she loses weight, sets up a braised food stall, revamps old coarse cloth to earn her first pot of gold, and打脸 her in-laws. She even uncovers Chen Mo's secret—his bedside notebook is filled with his wife's favorite orange candies and the floral dresses she longed for. As the fat wife becomes a stylish entrepreneur and the cold husband reveals his true feelings, this 1980s rebirth is about making it big and winning over the man who's loved her silently for years!
College student Chen Mo has a crush on campus belle Su Qing for years. But before his confession, his father - a security guard - unexpectedly marries Su Qing's mother, who turns out to be a wealthy widow in disguise. Forced to live together, Chen Mo faces the awkwardness of his goddess becoming his 'stepsister'. When a playboy harasses Su Qing, the security guard dad reveals his special forces background. How will this chaotic blended family navigate love and relationships?
Little Dot, an unassuming small hunter, ventures alone into the mountains to hunt, determined to capture wild beasts to prove his courage. Deep in the forest, he faces roaring bears and cunning wolves, eventually catching a 'beast' after thrilling perils. Back home, he proudly presents the beast on the dinner table, with the whole village eagerly awaiting the feast. But when the lid is lifted, shock ensues—the so-called wild beast turns out to be a disguised sheep, all part of Little Dot's mischievous friend's hilarious prank! Amidst awkward laughter, Little Dot learns that true bravery lies in his pure heart, and everyone shares a laughter-filled, heartwarming dinner full of unexpected twists.
Lin Zhixia, daughter of a general, infiltrates the palace to avenge her family’s massacre—only to be labeled the “Lucky Concubine” and win the emperor’s favor, all while hiding her plan to kill him. Su Wantang, a fox demon, poses as a beloved concubine to steal the emperor’s dragon qi (needed to free her clan sealed by the royal family), faking a “dragon pregnancy” for her scheme. Once bitter harem rivals, they uncover a shocking truth: the emperor is behind both their tragedies! As the lies of “luck” and “pregnancy” unravel, will these two hate-filled women keep feuding… or team up to expose the emperor’s hypocrisy? The road of hatred is dangerous, but they’re determined to walk it to the end.
Lin Wan, a first-tier city reporter, returns to her wheat hometown in Northern Jiangsu for her grandmother's will, intending to quickly transfer the old house. But she's stopped by A Yuan, a mute teenager guarding a hundred acres of wheat—villagers call him a "disaster star" adopted by her grandmother a decade ago, whose brother died in a wheat field fire. Yet in Lin Wan's fuzzy childhood memories, there's clearly a "little mute" crouching in the wheat rows making her a foxtail grass ring. When she finds her grandmother's old diary, the last line on the fire night reads: "A Yuan's mouth was closed for me." And in A Yuan's iron box hidden under the wheat stack, there's the glass marble she lost at seven—the gift she was going to give the "little mute". The truth, like a spark under the wheat waves, quietly burns through the silence of years...
When a psychiatrist meets her most dangerous patient, the line between doctor and prey begins to blur. Dr. Su Wan finds herself trapped in a psychological game as her seemingly docile patient Cheng Ye reveals his terrifying obsession. As stalking turns to manipulation, the therapist must use her professional skills to counter this twisted relationship. In this dangerous mind game, who's really pulling the strings?
Fairy Baishao was banished to the mortal world for helping a god escape his trial, tasked with making the first person she met fall in love with her to return to the fairy realm. On her first day down, she waited at the airport with a tattered bag, expecting a "random stranger"—but instead saw Gu Jingshen, the cold CEO of Shenghua Group, holding a sign with her name. The infamous "Ice King" of the business circle, his ears faintly red, stared at her and took her bag: "I'm here to pick you up." Baishao thought her mission was a breeze—until she found an ancient painting in his study: the pink-dressed fairy in the painting was her before descending, and on the back was written: "Waited 3,000 years, finally got you here."
